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The Henrietta Enquirer

My friend, Red, over at In The Wheel, had a brilliant idea. I cannot take any credit for this idea except to say that my friends are terribly creative and brilliant. Why, yes! Yes, you are! And you...

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HalfAsstic-Where necessary appliances, (the ones you can't live without),...

Well, Henrietta is sitting quietly in her wheelchair in her room. I say quietly because she isn’t crying or yelling for Gilbert to come in there or ringing the *=$#@&! bell for service.  I brought...

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A whole lot of nuttin… Well, maybe just a little bit.

Hello gang! I hope every little thing is coming up roses in your world today. Here? Well, it’s not exactly, but it’s not an entire bedpan of shit either. So let’s all take that collective sigh of...

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Henrietta is disappearing … I mean shrinking.

Do not be alarmed. And by that, I mean be prepared to be alarmed. The photo I am about to show you are not photo shopped. I mean come ON, people. If I knew how to do that shit, my blog would kick butt!...

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The long awaited Henrietta Update

A couple of weeks ago, on the 17th, a Wednesday, I believe, Henrietta had a visit from Darnell, her P.A.. She came out to see her because I had begged asked her to since she was turning into such a...

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Henrietta is in hospital

‘Ello me lovelies! How’s it hanging? What’s that? Oh, I’m fine. Yes, the dishwasher is working wonderfully and now you’re wondering what on earth I could possibly find wrong with life, today. I mean a...

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Halfassed at the HaHa house

Hello there, my dears. I realize it has been a long time since I have posted and if you are beginning to notice a theme in my infrequent posts well, that would be the reason for my… infrequentness. (Is...

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Henrietta update

Don’t forget to enter my contest to win millions in cash and prizes! Wait… who said that? Just go here and do as I say and nobody will get hurt! Seriously, this is some really good crap,  booty! Sooo,...

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H is gone

Hello everyone.  This is Cam, HalfAsstic Krissa’s brother.  I’m posting with Krissa’s permission to pass on some news. As most of you long-time readers know, Krissa has devoted 76.8% of the content of...

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OK, I’m back!

Right. You can stop holding your breath now. Henrietta is gone, buried and the thank you notes are done. Now, in my “what’s next” mode of mind, comes…. nothing. This is really rather odd. There was...

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